Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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