This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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