This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
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My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
NoShamevember. You game?
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Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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