dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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