This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
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This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
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I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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