SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
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he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
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I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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