What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
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He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
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I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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