i barfeds in our rink
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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