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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.

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• (253): View more from Washington

  I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level

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• (518): View more from New York

  His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina

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• (512): View more from Texas

  With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.

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• (818): View more from California

  My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club

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• (909): View more from California

  Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"

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• (512): View more from Texas

  they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze

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  you have the best friends

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?

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• (+64): View more from New Zealand

  So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.

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• (289): View more from Ontario

  is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?

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