I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
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Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
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She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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