help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
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They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
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U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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