if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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