It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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