I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
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Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
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be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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