If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
