THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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