he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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