I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
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I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
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Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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