she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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