Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
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