spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
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Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
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The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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