i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
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Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
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So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
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