i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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