This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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