mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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