And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
i need some magic done to my vagina
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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