Sry I called you an 8
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
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I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
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Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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