Kareoke will never be a sober sport
i think i have two assholes
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
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