when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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