I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
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