Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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