did you get engaged???
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
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You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
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she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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