She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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