ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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