somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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