That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
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