I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
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Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
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The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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