i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
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she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
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I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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