Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
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So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
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Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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