Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
we have pet lesbian snakes
okay pat passed out under dana's car
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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