i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
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It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
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By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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