Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
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Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
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Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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