just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
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Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
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They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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