So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
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I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
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Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I came so hard my ears popped.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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