Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
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My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
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I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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