Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
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