do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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