I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Randomize
