were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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