In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
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The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
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I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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