dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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