Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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