I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
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I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
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She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
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