I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
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library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
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He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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